Live In Excess

Miraculously the single greatest phrase ever created, created by the single greatest man ever created (no not by god; created by a little miracle some people call s*x or int*rcourse) to sum up the indubious eventual aim of the beautifully beautifying human condition -

to "LIVE IN EXCESS"

"Uhhh I'm not sure if I'm gonna go to the party man"
"What is up with you dude? Have you forgotten to LIVE IN EXCESS?"
"Of course. I'm sorry bro, I lost myself for a second there. I gotta follow the teachings of the legendary AVW"

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

cuetest person a;live

me me eme and alony me and tyler too cuz hes a little cuttey gay poboy

You're the cuetest person a;live
It means thewty are bery cute.

by kill yourslef September 29, 2022

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

LIVE NATION PH

When something can't do the only job they have

What do you mean you can't release the details? Are pulling a Live Nation PH on me?

by Lnphcutie October 23, 2022

Live at five

The man watching your 6 & 7! Also as in we getting it! “We live at five!”

Hey bro! “ We live at five!” Right now! We getting it like butter!

by Popcorn817 May 19, 2022

Living Woman

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink. A living woman can therefore use the pronouns we/us/our when referring to herself and any name, number, person or symbol she controls.

“Madam are you the person Mrs Mary Jones?”

“No I am not a person nor a name. I identify as a living woman and I control a name, but I am not a name”

“I am not a person with a name but I control that person with that name, do you have a contract with that person or name?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022