Second-Rate Friend

A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.

"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"

by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023

Second cumming

When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.

“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”

by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023

Second Life

An online platform where you can create your own virtual avatar and sharing it in the hopes of people adoring it with hearts, or get insulted for your fashion tastes.

Hey babe, check out my avatar on Second Life! What ya think?
Aw bestie you look so good xx

My new avatar 🤘🏻
Ew what is that u wearing? Ugly af
Mine is better than yours

by Esconis July 13, 2023

Second Day Syndrome

The condition whereby on the second day of being back at work/college after a holiday and/or long break you are a lot more fatigued and generally more unhappy than you were on the first day of being back at work/college.

I was feeling a lot better being back at work yesterday than today, must be second day syndrome.

by Jonnycrl January 7, 2020

Seven second warrior

A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed

Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night
Girl B: OMG how was he?
Girl A: He be a seven second warrior

by Hentacle January 9, 2020

Second Thots

When you’re laying the pipe then randomly regret it.

Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.

by T1212 January 24, 2020

second hand taste

When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.

You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.

You are the true meek of society.

This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.

by Gul'Mannoroth January 26, 2020