The Fez Zone

An extension of the friend zone. A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. Unlike the regular friend zone however, this state is for an individual that has no chance of ever leaving this metaphorical purgatory.

Person 1: Hey man have you been able to talk Emily into going on a date with you?
Person 2: Unfortunately no. When I asked her she said that she would never date me because I'm like a cross between her biological brother and her gay best friend

Person 1: Damn man thats tough. Sounds like you're in The Fez Zone.

by Ashen111 January 28, 2024

Friend Zone

Getting friend zoned means a girl says let’s just stay friends

Dang Jace got friend zoned by a girl

by Adolf rizzler February 1, 2024

Jamaica Zone Wars Effect

When a Fat fugly hippo whale of an Indian gets mad over a game mode in Fortnight called Jamaica Zone Wars hence the name. This ham planet lard ass will become engulfed in rage has his chins jiggle from the peer anger because he heard "Bombaclat" one to many times. This effect is proceeded with fits of rage, cold shoulders, and intensive eating

Oh my god Rahaj is mad at a pointless video game this is an example of the Jamaica Zone Wars Effect

by ARHS Daily Podcast February 1, 2024

Son-Zoned

Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.

Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.

by joeychan12 December 17, 2023

Goon Zone

The zone in which you goon; when the goon kicks in

Dude I was In the Goon Zone!!!!

by 🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲 December 18, 2023

Reverse Friend Zoned

When A Guy/Girl likes you but decides asking you out would be awkward if you said no and decided to just stay friends with you.

Sofia: So you like Karl?
Lily: Yeah I do, why?
Sofia: You should ask him out!
Lily: I don't think I will, were good friends and I want to stay friends instead of making things awkward.
Sofia: Oof I guess he got Reverse Friend Zoned.

by Bluedeviler December 12, 2022

Bestie Zone

you’re more than just a friend to her, but you aren’t quite dating yet

guy 1: yo this girl just called me her bestie am i in the friend zone?
guy 2: nah bro you in the bestie zone, you more than a friend but you aint dating
1 day later..
guy 1: ima take your word for everything now bro you was right as hell
guy 2: i know i am

by CQ2687 December 14, 2022