Jones

If your guys are always pick me and blonde . Your entire personality is fake and so are those glasses and hair extension(s). Btw not everyone is talking about. Plus you’re not that smart, and need to shut up.

“dude, that girl is a pick me”

“i guess you can call her a Jones”

by WalleyWallet April 3, 2022

gabriel jones

He's calm, cool, and collected. He's hilarious and spells crap however he wants. Good-looking and extremely nice. Confident and smart. Is rarely called by his full name and finds it strange when people do call him by that. Has lived in multiple states and is of mystery descent. Don't bother asking where he's from, because you have to be extremely brainy to figure it out.

gabriel jones is a cool, calm and collected person.

by someone random................ April 19, 2022

Ellie Jones

a chav

Girl 1: do you know Ellie Jones
Girl 2: oh yeah isn’t that the chav in hendy

by Sappppening November 11, 2020

Ellis Jones

a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus

and starter of the russian jesus cult

Ellis Jones is the best

by the holy random kid November 13, 2020

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020

Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020