The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

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foot neck

ankle

dumbass: what's that part that connects the foot to your leg again?
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK

by wordwhore October 13, 2019

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Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018

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pussy foot

jared burnelle

u a pussy foot

by hmphhmph May 19, 2018

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A foot is the thing a flamingo stands on when one of its legs are tired. You put your foot in boots, and to make it even more clear a foot is what causes your room to smell when you take off your shoes. If you don’t know what a shoe is, (and I wouldn’t be surprised, you looked up the definition of foot) then I’m sure there is another great definition for you.

Ewww! Why didn’t put a sock on that foot?

by The wacky May 28, 2018

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