fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

Ear Hustlin’

When the OPP tries to listen in on a conversation usually to set up or snitch wit it.

“ Who gone say wat? Who gone do what?

FUCK IS YOU EAR HUSTLIN’…? Pull Up & Air the Function. He was just here. Now he long gone.”

by on November 22, 2021

elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

by Orrinpants November 16, 2021

Boob Earrings

Better sounding term for “Nipple Piercings”.

Lisa, did you get new boob earrings? Love the bar bells!

by Drewisms October 2, 2021

Dumbo ears

Floppy ears.

He/she has dumbo ears.

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021