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The Viking Chili Bowl

While boning a chick, the guy lays chud on the partner's head, and forms horns with the fecal matter.
Hey Don, i totally gave Jacklyn The Viking Chili Bowl last night, she has always wanted one.
by jh72387 November 10, 2009
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Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
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Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015
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toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."
by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015
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kids with bowl cuts

Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.
by HateThatMissyGirl May 11, 2015
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Brownies in the super bowl

Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment

I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl
by Jestar July 10, 2019
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Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.
"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"
by deitbussy December 10, 2019
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