Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Tony《¤》Harris《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Pokémon《¤》Known《¤》As《¤》Absol《¤》 mug.A derogatory term for a member of the LGBTQ (usually a gay man) who is considered to be subservient to heterosexuals implying that they ate sellouts to their own people. The LGBTQ equivalent of an Uncle Tom in Black community. This term is inspired by ultra-MAGA comedian Tony Hitchcliffe.
Hey did you hear Bruce is in favor of the Supreme Court making same sex marriage a state's decision not a federal one protected by the constitution?
For real why I thought he was openly gay?
Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.
For real why I thought he was openly gay?
Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.
by 69HARAMBE69 March 6, 2025
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Get the Tony mug.Tony is real and is a person you can trust. Tony makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is taken by a beautiful girl. Tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Tony is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. In chinese 'chong' means charge, Tony will do anything and have the never say die mindset. Tony is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.
by Winner takes all November 23, 2021
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by Winner takes all November 23, 2021
Get the Tony Chong mug.A braindead dumb kid who has no life but has a heart. He is a smart person but acts like retarded kid around others. He’s always thinking about girls and always get jealous of his friends whenever they hang out him. Jealousy is his motivation to succeed in school.
by tony meh November 24, 2021
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