tips on the nags

shite, safe as OAP maisonettes. sound as a church, set in jelly

all the way from the orchard to the plastic bottle, bummers cider. whats with the attitude, i sense it.

by reggie? no thanks March 13, 2003

Tip tap

Walking by a man and quickly and smoothly tapping them on the tip of their penis using the back of your fingers. A quick backhand tap to the penis using a flick of the wrist.

I walked by John and gave him a good ole tip tap!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Pink tip vibes

Being the cute neighbors next door

He said “those girls are giving me major pink tip vibes.”
Meg said “our neighbor are giving me major pink tip vibes 😏.”

by Tiger-r December 11, 2020

gentlemans tip

when someone fucks in their friends bed and leaves the used condom in their pillowcase.

After I piped that thot I left a little gentlemans tip in his room.

by Monty Money December 14, 2020

Tip top

Very petty tik tokers!

Girl you are such a tip top!

by mycatdied December 20, 2020

tip

UK slang for a mess. Usually used in the North of England. Based on the slang word for dumpster.

"Oi mate, you left my house a bloody tip!"

by jesser_ December 30, 2020

The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.

Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.

by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021