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Pipe

A term used by people with less intelligence quota than fingers. In its simplest form, it is used to refer to a friend. Often used in modern-day British slang.
Person: "Hey man"
Dumbfuck: "Safe pipe"
by The Doomsayr November 15, 2011
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Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.
"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."
by MickTheSick September 22, 2011
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Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
by MrJuly October 12, 2011
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Garett's an absolute pipe
by theearthworm December 6, 2018
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Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.
Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.
by Buccos26 December 8, 2018
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Piping Designer

Piping refers to piping design, the detailed specification of the physical piping layout within a process plant or commercial building.

In earlier days, this was called drafting, technical drawing, engineering drawing, and design, but is today commonly performed by designers that have learned to use automated computer-aided drawing or computer-aided design (CAD) software.

This technical trade and undisputed art form exists so that:

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Piping Engineers can Stress
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The absolute glue and driving force of any exceptional engineering team
"That piping designer is an absolute weapon he absolutely deserves that Ferrari and all those women that are constantly throwing themselves at him"
"Our company would not be where it is today without the long legacy of exceptional piping design legends that have resided within and developed such an outstanding reputation"
"There is absolutely no way that any sensible engineering manager would undermine or undervalue the piping design team"
"That Piper is worth more than he is paid"
"An experienced Piping designer is priceless and cannot be outsourced"
by Quick a Piper is coming July 8, 2017
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icelandic pipe

When you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as dildo until defrosted
by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017
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