May 20

Heterosexual day

Even if you are gay, at least for one day May 20 you will be normal on heterosexual day

by MindSetforYou May 20, 2023

May 22nd

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023

May 30th

Kiss your crush 3x day

Free pass to Kiss your crush 3 times

Hey guess what it's may 30th it mean 3 kisses

by Biggodman May 28, 2023

grace may

A simple woman who plays too much Fortnite and stinks of fanny.

Me: How was hanging out with grace may?

Friend: Terrible she kept playing fortnite and stank of fanny :(

by Big-Cums February 26, 2023

May 9

OG people are born on this day

Karl: AYO! What’s riley’s birthday?
Stevo: May 9
Karl: Yooo! riley is an OG

by theurban-er November 30, 2021

May 20th

May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.

On May 20th we will party hard.

by DancingQueen829 October 15, 2019

mai lou

a very air headed girl who doesnt get the idea of sarcasm and unintentionally makes a fool of herself on a regular basis

"Yeah, Emily's here. She's just invisible."
"Oh really? I can't see her!"
"Mai lou, she's not REALLY invisible."
"Oh. Then where is she??"

by peace.love.twilight. July 4, 2009