The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022

get a life

when a guy is being a dumb idiot and you say get a life

iplay minecraft for 6 hours a day hey get a life kid

by cbhsulh cjcwekjc wejkc January 8, 2021

Life is a highway

Cars 2 is the greatest Pixar movie of all time!

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long

by Lifeisahighway April 23, 2021

The Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is not something the human brain is capable of understanding. It’s like an ant trying to understand the Wall Street Journal. We’re not supposed to know the meaning of life. That’s the cruel hoax on mankind. Don’t even try, be happy in your ignorance.

I searched for the meaning of life but could never find it.

by Leap Cruncher June 8, 2021

Life and Scars

A person who makes out of pocket videos

Life and Scars: "How to Super Mario a bitch. Guys the Super Mario is a level 8 sex move so you will need to pretend to have consent"

by Mastroni475 August 16, 2023

thug life

2pac has a tattoo dat says THUG LIFE across his stomach which means "The Hate U Gave Lil Infants Fucks Everybody"

2pacs tattoo

by Jessica December 7, 2003

Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.

Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".

by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011