you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

Ear Hustle

To listen without your knowledge. To leave a window open to hear everyone's personal information.

She had ear hustle all day long.

by Ghost72 January 6, 2023

Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.

She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.

by Olinda Holiday January 7, 2023

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

earwadseriwillgowaearaearaeareaarearaeraearaaeareaaraearaearaearaearearaaearaeara

I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

by Orrinpants November 16, 2021

Daejon Ears

When something is said and another person hears something that’s not related to what was said

Person 1: “He loved trains”

Person 2: “YOU SAID TRANS??”

Person 1: “You got Daejon Ears”

by Plague Doctor SS September 8, 2021