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Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit
Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped
by insan3 September 9, 2021
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The Devils Dong

The Devils Dong trail is short and winding but has a lot of elevation changes.
by Vito II September 15, 2021
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Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.
Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

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I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
by RareMojo September 21, 2021
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Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.
Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.
by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022
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Ding-Dong

Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.
1.) I heard a ding dong! that must mean that my party guests are here!
2.) You're a ding-dong
by Arithmitic February 25, 2022
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Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.
That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
by oldhag89 March 1, 2022
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Ding Dong Ditching

Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”
by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022
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