New Alliance Academy

A school that kicked me out ten years ago as of writing this. A school where I watched 3 of my classmates die before I was kicked out to cover up the fact that another student was sexually harassing me. A school where the former principal, who was about to retire, thought it was okay to kiss 17 year olds on the cheek as he expelled them. A school that's left me with lasting scars a decade on because of all the adults who were supposed to help, failed me in the worst ways imaginable.

(The person that sexually harassed me and was enabled by them ended up attempting to rape me post expulsion. He got to graduate normally still afaik. :) )

New Alliance Academy is a hellhole that left me with lasting trauma and complex PTSD ten years later because they cared so little.

by PTSD10YEARSLATER December 19, 2025

Boots Academy

A name used to describe physical geography, both lessons and teachers.

We’ve got boots academy tomorrow
Did you see boots academy ticking the list on the board

by Psononym January 19, 2025

Mercersburg Academy

When the only thing people talk about is the latest hookup

Did you hear about J and A?
Mercersburg Academy

by Gl25 January 26, 2025

carrickfergus academy

carrickfergus academy is home of the chavs and land of the roadmen. the rules are stupid, the ceilings are falling apart and the windows all have mold on them. everybody fails there gcses and the prefects are all snobish

james- “what school do you go to?”
bobby- “carrickfergus academy, mate”
james- “ahh that schools well shite”

by haroldsangel February 8, 2025

Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.

"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code

by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025

The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy

A school situated in Mitcham Road, Croydon. It consits of 231 Asians, 401 Blacks, and 193 Whites. It aims to teach the youth about the key fundamentals of KS3 and KS4 topics, ranging from English to PE. The coolest asian has to be Zi-Han Wang. Coolest black has gotta be Madushie Logitech . Coolest white is of course is Cucper WierzoCock, what a good fellow! Anyways school is 2/10 and mr trehearn is the G.OA.T.

Hi, lets go to "The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy" at 8:15am!

by UnemployedBrother June 4, 2024

Longfield Academy

A school full of cunts masquerading as students.

Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 21, 2024