Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024

Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.

by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 7, 2025

Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th

Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.

“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”

by sigmamama January 10, 2025

Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth

do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone

by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025

Levi C Johnson challenge prank

two men go into a bathroom and jerk off and drink each other's cum and than spit it into the original persons mouth then they both make out

yo bro wanna go do the Levi C Johnson challenge prank?

by big man jacker50019282 July 11, 2025

SC Johnson

An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.

S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis

Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.

by wlofa August 12, 2025