Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!

Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*

by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

Oral Roberts

When you're 69ing and both shit at the same time.

Me and Nikki went for a date at Taco Bell and did an Oral Roberts on her bed. there was shit everywhere and the clean up was hectic!

by pope oral March 23, 2021

Robert

A guy with such a big cock, he will destroy the whole universe if he jacks off

Oh my god, he is a Robert, im amazed.

by Palomita222 March 24, 2021

Oral Roberts

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.

If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"

Did you hear Jimmy got a Oral Roberts for that hot chick?

by Batdog444 March 27, 2021

Robert Giguere

14 inch penis at least huge ginormous watermelon balls in love Texas volcanoes

Dude Robert Giguere is so hot

by WeirdRobert March 31, 2021

Robert lazo

Is not ugly has a amazing personality and if u say hes ugly theres something wrong with ur head and mind <3 So shut up 😋❤ and your not ugly robbie hehe

" Im ugly" No Robert lazo your not ugly :)

by Uhhhhh kla April 8, 2021