Non-brainrotted Gen Alpha

A Generation Alpha individual (born between 2013 and 2025) who has not been negatively influenced (brainrotted) by a phone or iPad by age two.

Gen Alpha 1: brrr skibidi toilettttttt sybau sybau i am eating your gyatt now and here comes the lankybox package into my nose i use wilted rose emoji because i miss jokes
Gen Alpha 2 (Non-brainrotted Gen Alpha): Could you shut up, please? And get that dumb box out of your nose
Gen Alpha 1: I meet 67 year old on pedoblox, mehehehe skibidi dop dop dop yes yes fanum tax

by KRISYANCHEV January 15, 2026

non-chud

someone who does not qualify as a chud (Chud is a generalized term of disparagement used somewhat synonymously with fool, troll, and jerk, to suggest that someone (usually a man) is rude/boorish/regressive/unintelligent/etc. In online political discourse, chud is often used specifically as a left-wing insult for someone (again, usually a man) on the far right.) non-chud and not a chud is the same thing (said me the intellectual)

wow that guy is a fraud! hes a non-chud!

by hermitisunder February 1, 2026

Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.

I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.

by layo the layo February 5, 2026

Arbitrary Non-Correlation Fallacy

A common online debating tactic where someone dismisses a valid connection between two things by arbitrarily declaring them unrelated, often without evidence or reasoning. For example, when you point out that billionaires exist alongside homelessness, and someone responds that "those things have nothing to do with each other"—as if wealth accumulation and poverty exist in separate universes. The arbitrary non-correlation fallacy is the rhetorical equivalent of covering your ears and saying "la la la not connected." It's especially popular in discussions about systemic issues, where acknowledging connections would require acknowledging problems, which is inconvenient when you're trying to defend the status quo.

Example: "She posted a graph showing that as CEO pay skyrocketed, worker wages stagnated. The first comment was pure arbitrary non-correlation fallacy: 'Those two things aren't related. CEO pay is about talent and markets. Worker wages are about productivity. Different things.' She posted five studies showing the connection. He posted 'correlation isn't causation.' She posted the causation studies. He posted 'still not convinced.' The fallacy had done its job: preventing learning, preserving ignorance."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Law of Non-Identity

The principle that things are not identical to themselves over time, challenging Aristotle's law of identity (A = A). The law of non-identity observes that everything changes constantly—the you of this moment is not the you of a moment ago, a river is never the same water twice, and your favorite coffee mug, after years of use, is physically, chemically, and sentimentally different from the one you bought. Identity is an illusion we impose on flux. The law of non-identity explains why you can't step in the same river twice, why returning to a childhood home feels strange (it's not the same home, and you're not the same you), and why "I'm just not myself today" is literally true every day.

Example: "She invoked the law of non-identity when her partner said 'you've changed.' 'Of course I have,' she said. 'The law of non-identity says I'm not the same person I was yesterday, let alone five years ago. If I were identical to my past self, that would be the problem.' Her partner missed the person she used to be. She was busy becoming the person she was going to be."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Non-Consistent Logic

The meta-logical framework that doesn't even try to maintain consistency, embracing contradiction as a fundamental feature rather than a bug. Non-consistent logic observes that human reasoning, natural language, and real-world systems are riddled with contradictions that we navigate daily without issue. You can believe in free will and determinism simultaneously, hold political views that don't perfectly align, and love someone while being angry at them. Non-consistent logic doesn't resolve these contradictions; it just notes that they exist and that reasoning continues anyway. It's the logic of "I contain multitudes," of holding two opposing ideas in mind without losing the ability to function, of being okay with not making sense.

Example: "He explained non-consistent logic to his therapist: 'I both want to be in this relationship and want to leave. I'm committed and ambivalent. I love her and resent her. These aren't contradictions to resolve; they're just what I feel.' The therapist said that sounded like being human. He said that was non-consistent logic—the logic of being a person, which is never as tidy as a syllogism."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

by GravelWincher123 February 19, 2026