Kyle

An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.

Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*

by Absolute Niggook June 29, 2019

Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters

Dame Kyle killed another wall

by Dope mansss June 30, 2019

Kyle

A post goth stage millennial purely feuld off of monster energy drinks note: when threatened punches holes in drywall

The wild Kyle will often be heard listening to Eminem.

by It gets whiter July 6, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is one of the most basic white names the world has to Offer, as well as a very douche name. There is a lot of nice Kyle's but I am basing this on stereotypes so don't take offense if your name is Kyle.

Kyle stole my girl last night , what a douche.

by Phillips ammonia July 7, 2019

Kyle

The most typical frat boy you will ever see. He wears hats sideways, wears short khaki shorts, and wears polos.

Girl 1: Hey I think he is kinda hot..
Girl 2: I wouldn't try him, he is such a Kyle.

by gjab48 July 12, 2019

Kyle

Brave men who, with the energy of energy drinks, will lead the area 51 raid.

Last thing that guard ever saw was a Kyle's fist coming through.

by jubjubwanrubrub July 14, 2019

Kyle

A super horny teenager who has next to no sense of boundaries. Ranging from 12-17, this guy will send really creepy dms to anyone with a vagina. Really uncomfortable to be around.

Any female: Hey!
Kyle: lemme see them fuckin’ tiiiiiiiiits

by Slimieboo July 19, 2019