ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017

Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.

I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

HAM

Hunt A Muslim

Person 1: Bro I’m about to go HAM
Person 2: Home and masturbate?
Person 1: Hunt a Muslim bro

by DiabetesCleetus November 22, 2018

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018