Dan

Iron chode, protector, guardian, has your back, loyal, full of humor and wise-cracks, has the best laugh, all noises out of his mouth are great, he moans and purrs in his sleep, has a strong back, supportive, loyal, a genuine guy who stays out of other's business, mums the word, private yet willing to share, women throw themselves at him and beg, biting at the bit, from Boston, beautiful smile, deep gorgeous eyes you could get lost in, a flirt, a man's man, thick fingers, intelligent, will always have your back, the heart to serve humanity, athletic, grunts and moans that make your knees weak. Dan is the man, a man's man. Don't let him go.

Dan's iron chode made me moan all day and all night. Dan's cock walk has the ladies like...ummmmmm hmmmmm. Dan's moans are enough to make you squirt.

by Swahinee March 23, 2021

Dan

A guy who thought up the cure to cancer, but then forgot it as he got distracted by a Big Mac ad on TV

That dan, he’s so resistible.

by Big boy.com April 1, 2021

Dan Michelow

Dan Michelow the sexiest Man alive and has a medium sized dick not even..... But is soul mates with Yael

Omg Dan Michelow you sexy

by Gaiiiiboiiiiii69 April 8, 2021

Dan

Dan is the man

Dan: Dan

by InfamousWaffle69 April 15, 2021

Dirty dan

Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi

I saw Steven do a dirty dan

by Sexiest boi April 16, 2021

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Dan Moment

when you say something mean but take it back and say "IM JUST JOSHING"

Man 1:"You are very short"
Man 2:"Why would you say that"
Man 1:"I'M JUST JOSHING"
Man 2:"That's Dan Moment"

by godgamer1234 May 18, 2021