August 1st

August 1st is your girlfriend tells you what she wants and she gets it, with price limits applying. It may be items, food, sexual activities, or teasing or etc.

It’s August 1st it’s not my decision

by GolfHoser July 30, 2025

August 1st

International blowjob day

Better get some Jay ! It’s August 1st

by Alan wrigbt July 31, 2025

August 1st

The day the goat that went by the name Javi was born.. ever since world kept spinning and so on with the swag master #swag.

Dude.. today’s August 1st.. THE SWAG MASTER WAS BORN!!!

by Morbidskullz July 31, 2025

August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

...

little does he know.. its August 1..

by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈

"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"

by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025

August 6

On this day your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions. No excuses.

Bf: “hey it’s august 6”
Gf: “come over here and get ur kiss 🙄”

by Thisguy41230827 August 5, 2025

August 8

On August 8, your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions or excuses, it’s required. Just do it

“Yo bro it’s August 8”
“Yeah so?”
“I’m gonna go get my kiss”

by Thisguy41230827 August 6, 2025