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google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
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Google

Probably the most common site used to watch porn, whether it varies from porn hub to XXX type things. Really dependable though.
Get out of my room mom, I'm on google and I need some "ME" time.
by BiGbUrGeR1 October 17, 2018
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Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.
I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
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Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
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Google

The browser you used to search this up.
I used google to search this.
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google

In modern society, a verb used to indicate that you are performing an intellectual search on the Internet. In general, this word is used even when search engines other than Google.com are used.
Teacher: What is the capital of the United States?
Donald Trump: Let me google that for you... *uses Yahoo*
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Google

The search engine you used to search this
Friend: Yo im using bing

Friend 2: Ew no, thats gay use Google instead
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