Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020

Los Angeles Smog Pump

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

Pumping Chili

Vomiting violently.

"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."

"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."

by Jn17 October 3, 2013

pumping out the visuals

when someone looks like a strange person and have a very visual style.

look at that guy over there he is pumping out the visuals.

by OJTBDL December 7, 2011

Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.

I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.

by Cummy worm March 20, 2011