may 29

be nice to your gf day

hey it’s may 29! i should be nice to my gf today

by windermerepeaks May 29, 2021

may 29th

send boobies to ben day

on may 29th send boobies

by jojejojoe May 29, 2021

May 2nd

The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-

HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL

by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021

29 may

Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week

Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks

by zakrocma November 22, 2021

Dannah May

Dannah may is someone who is a dental hygienist and one day will be a millionaire who travels the world. She is very nice and has a husband . She watches h2o just add water. She loves dogs and hates cats. Laughs at everything no matter what it is.

Dannah may is gorgeous

by h2ojustaddwaterpheobe November 22, 2021

Mai-Anh

Mai-Anh’s are savages. They give a fuck about the streets and are not impressed by your material accomplishments. Have you spent time in the community? Do you tip servers well? Then you actually might deserve her attention. She has rock solid values and one she holds to a high honor is the value of respecting other’s values and choices, no matter to what degree they differ from her own. A Mai-Anh will give you the space to be yourself. She doesn’t just allow it but encourages it. A Mai-Anh supports your true self, your darkest thoughts, and inappropriate behaviors. This isn’t because she particularly agrees with your words and actions, but she takes pride in COMFORT; and is more than happy to give you a safe, comfortable space to discuss how you’re feeling, in the hopes that you can learn, another one of her core values. A Mai-Anh probably has big boobs and bounces them to hard-core drill music. She never follows others. Mai-Anh’s love weed, cats, and being there for their friends and family. They are not your traditional house wife, and with that being said, the application deadline to become their housewife has passed. If you ever come in contact with a Mai-Anh give them space and good food and then some more space and you might just get a yes from them.

Anyone it doesn’t matter who you are: Mai-Anh, what do you think? Yes or no?

Mai-Anh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Goodbye6969 November 23, 2021

may 4th

the day the hottest girls were born. if you know a girl whose bday is may 4th, you’re lucky, she’s a goddess. treat her right fr

- damn, who is that?
- i don’t know but she’s hot asf bro
- yea. her birthday must be may 4th

by whotfisray November 23, 2021