Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.

Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?

by A Mott April 24, 2025

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.

"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

Chocolate Lemon Bar

When two black men engage in sexual intercourse with a woman of Asian descent simultaneously.

Yo! I got no sleep last night! Rashad and Jerome had my neighbor Miss Kim screamin' in a Chocolate Lemon Bar.

by RedCap925 May 6, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

lemon

Insulting term, i.e loser, idiot

“You great lemon!”

by printerjoe May 29, 2025

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.

"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"

by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025