Lord Jordi

A master in sexual intercourse of all kinds, strange motions, and broken English.

Gio: Dude did you pull a Lord Jordi yesterday with that girl?

Gianni: Yeah, somehow she didn’t file a restraining order against me.

by KushKringletheGasMasta November 18, 2022

The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

Lord Kno

The all-knowing and loving man above.

Person 1: Man I don't know if I can do this anymore. I wanna give up.
Person 2: Aye big dawg keep your head up. Lord Kno is always watching and guiding you to success. Don't give up and put faith in the man above and yourself!

by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022

Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.

Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?

by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

lord jimbo

The Redneck God of everything. He has infinite knowledge. He can fix any problem using beer cans and other various household items. He invented science. And he sees the evil in today's government.

Lord Jimbo knows all, and we shall pray.

by JimboFollower#3 September 16, 2022