Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021

Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.

Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?

by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021

Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

Hammer Time

"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang

Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.

Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!

by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021

Hammer Turn

When playing Sea of Thieves you drop the anchor while moving to achieve a quick turn.

Yar! That Galleons got the fort key, drop the anchor for a Hammer Turn.

by Nah Man I don't wanna July 7, 2021

Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd

Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny

by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024