Green Google

short answer: rule34.xxx
long answer: rule34.xxx

X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...

by blokc June 15, 2023

Mr. Google

An apparent reference to early 20th century cartoon character Barney Google, who also inspired the 1923 song "Barney Google (with the Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes)". Used in an intertitle halfway into the 1928 silent screwball comedy "The Patsy", when Patricia 'the patsy' (played by Marion Davies), playing crazy, shoos away her mother so she can be alone with her sister's boyfriend.

Begone! It's Mr. Google!
OK —MNX.

by Johannes Aquila June 18, 2023

google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!

by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023

google

your best friend in school

if it wasnt for google id have dumped all my classes!

by a human ig January 27, 2023

Google Lens

An intentionally stupid image search AI that censors you from searching images with women/girls, regardless of real or cartoon, naked or not. Also many artworks from small artists are omitted from the search, so that searching the OPs from artworks are hard on this and you have to rely on Yandex (most reliable) or Bing or Baidu (for Chinese artists)

Whenever it's not censored, the search results are not accurate and shows you similar things instead

"That farting woman cartoon that said "biu" has no result whenever you try to search on Google Lens, but Yandex and Baidu shows the exact result"

"Search any cute stickers or art you get from Pinterest, Google Lens might not tell you, not even giving the similar results"

"Try searching something like Touhou or any Japanese cartoons on Google Lens. They said no search results but for some reason, they sometimes don't censor"

by PuniUwUCute February 14, 2023

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Google

The all-knowing lord of the universe. He has the answer to any and every question you can possibly ask.

Son, remember to pray to Google before bed tonight.

by FORNIdE November 16, 2023