Ethan Foote

Famous athlete and intellectual.

I am a fucking Ethan Foote

by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019

Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.

You Wanna Go The The Foot Festival

by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019

Put a brick on your foot

A term coined by NASCAR enthusiast Jack Morris. If you tell a driver to put a brick on their foot, you are telling them to put more pressure on the pedal, making them go faster.

Fan: Come on Elliott, put a brick on your foot! You gotta win this race!

by salute07 May 6, 2019

Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019

down foot

Same as top and tail....

The act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed....

The boys sleep head to toe, aka down foot....

by Gemini618 August 3, 2019

Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

by Nagnal August 15, 2019

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019