Dohn Joe Disease

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream

Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease

by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021

Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021

Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.

After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.

by 3TracksInTheSnow May 4, 2021

digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 6, 2021

fartsonsins disease

a disease where your penis is so large it can't fit in a toilet

My grandpa has fartsonsins disease.

by psendrom June 8, 2021

Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance

Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021

Scully disease

Scully disease can strike at any time of life. Most notable symptoms are the growth of a flat top and eventual metamorphosis into a gigantic old baby

Yo man that scully disease got me singing opera

by ClaytonBigsby123 June 16, 2021