chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

Chinese

Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.

Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.

Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.

Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.

Tim: Must be made from chinesium

by oldbig November 16, 2021

chinese class

a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag

oh shit we have chinese class

by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021

Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.

I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!

by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021

chinese ballsack burn

a chinese ballsack burn is where u deep fat fry ur ballsack hairs into crispy chinese food

"yo lets do some chinese ballsack burn

by bumlumps January 23, 2022

Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom

by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022

Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore

Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*

by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022