Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024

steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

crazy card

a robert card is a man who enjoys shooting ppl and is a bit crazy in the head

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023

crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023

Anti-Racist Card

(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.

Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.

by memestinkyboy October 28, 2023

Palestinian Card

To play the Palestinian card is to portray oneself as an innocent victim to deflect responsibility and to evoke feelings of empathy and pity.

Although he was caught on tape, he played the Palestinian card to convince everyone he didn't do it.

by Nili2.0 October 29, 2023

Queen Card

A female K-pop idol group that makes a hit, but never gets quite as big as the others. It's kind of an underrated but also a somewhat underperforming show compared to the bigger idol groups.

Miles: "I just watched Queen Card yesterday. Oh my god, I'm twerking on the runway!"

Cassandra: "Ew, you watch women twerking all day? I'm not talking to you anymore. I bet you want me to do those lewd dances, too."

Miles: "Oh my god! How did you know? Queen Card! Queen Card! I'm twerking on the runway... I'm twerking on the runway!"

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023