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leavers date

The guys job is to compliment your date and to make sure she doesn't trip up the stairs
Guy: you look beautiful, don't fall over and fuck your face up

leavers date
by Mate7651 October 29, 2015
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date-vape

1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..

2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"

"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"

2) "how was your first date with mike?"

"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
by conspiracy boy November 26, 2015
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pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR January 20, 2016
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Date lamed

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.
"Where's my husband? Have I been date lamed?"
by Goodlyon February 29, 2016
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practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship
Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating
by Cazkis April 4, 2016
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date hate

When there is animosity between two people on a date.
We had serious date hate. As a corollary, we broke up!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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depression dating

Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
by JayBlack November 25, 2018
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