Jackoff with Jesus January

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020

Just Jizz January

The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.

They opposite of no nut November is just jizz January

by Noah Fleischman November 6, 2020

January 5, 2023

Kiss L on January 5 day

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING

by margrett allison September 4, 2022

january 28 2008

Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.

Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008

by Pussyslayer8349 March 29, 2022

January 1st 2022

The day the TikTok servers will be burned down, ending the era of cringe

12 year olds start protesting for the shut down of tiktok after January 1st 2022

by TheBanananana November 7, 2021

January 11th 2008

Only beautiful people are born on this day. Aka Autumn Coverdale. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I love her.

January 11th 2008 is the day of happiness

by not_your_narrator fan July 8, 2021