Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

Jacob

Asian small cock

Jacob has a big cock lol jk

by Fatweiner May 21, 2018

Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

by clownboy May 30, 2018

Jacob

A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!

Person1: Who is that sassy Boi?

Bestie: Thats what u call a Jacob.

by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018

Jacob Prittie

He is everything and more. He makes his girlfriend( if he has one) feel like shes the only thing that matters. He's loving, kind, romantic, and very protective. When he says the loves you, believe it. Also don't take him for granted, he is probably the one guy that you will never get off your mind. You will miss him if you leave him. He always puts you first and makes you feel loved and special, even when you feel like nothing.

EX:I miss him so much!
Girl:Who?
EX:Jacob Prittie
Girl: You need to get over him and soon!

by Ãrī/-02 June 3, 2018

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 June 4, 2018

Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.

Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.

by slim2222 June 4, 2018