Oul goat

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

by BRHR November 9, 2016

James Goat

Spanish name for someone who's torpe (clumsy), cabra (goat) and tonto (silly) but at the same time is completly awesome.

"Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!"
"You're the goat on James Goat."

by Ofthewhitesea November 14, 2015

goat fence

Code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk.

My friend is driving down to Ann Arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm's harvest gathering party next weekend!

by Bumbledick November 30, 2015

communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.

Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!

by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016

goat worm

A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.

Damn i got goat worm

by go fuck yourself youre welcome February 28, 2016

goating

Its when your boner gets so hard during sex that you start hallucinating. It is called goating because often times it is goats that people hallucinate about.

When we were having sex last night I goated and it was embarrassing. She thought I was having a seizure.

Goating: When your boner gets so hard you start to hallucinate.

by ImBat November 25, 2016

lo goat

Czech phrase of a certain teacher, who has zero skill in English.
And knows jack shit.

Jaký příkaz používáme pro odhlašování uživatele? (Which command do we use to log out the user?)

Žák (Student): logout
Neznámý učitel (Unknown teacher): Ano, lo goat. (Yes, lo goat)

by Tr011M@ster December 6, 2016