Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021

Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.

After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.

by 3TracksInTheSnow May 4, 2021

digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 6, 2021

friggidus disease

disease, more common in women, where the nipples are constantly itchy

iris is always scratching at her boobs... i bet she has friggidus.

by whip it! December 6, 2004

Sir disease

When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease

Goddamnit they called me sir again

Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease

by Friendship man November 9, 2021

Dubz Disease

When you fake cancer to garner sympathy from your friends who are worried about you.

Hey have you heard from J? Yea man he down bad with a case of Dubz disease.

by Kween of Thots March 11, 2022

Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022