Coyote ugly

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

ugly nap

A nap that is so restful and peaceful one does not care what they look like

Karen had such an ugly nap she woke up rested and happy.

by Sleepnumberbedsetting7 January 25, 2017

Ugly Mr.PooPoo

you looked this up because somebody called you this but dont worry, on the inside you are Pretty Ms.PeePee

Guy 1: someone called me ugly mr.poopoo
Guy 2: shut the fuck up dipshit

by clayxbh December 3, 2019

Ugly

Also known as you or a loved one/friend but not me cus that's way past cool man

Me your ugly

Friend no
Me that's way past cool man

by Way past cool man December 4, 2019

Ugly

A word every GIRL says they are to get attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the girl-"O MY GOT IM SO FREAKING UGlY"
me-doesent say anything
the girl- RIGHT? im so ugly

by PERIOTTTT December 11, 2019

Ugly trash

I'm sabastian and I'm ugly worthless disgusting trash

I am ugly trash

by Emô trãsh December 11, 2019

Ugly

Someone that is not cute like if a person was ugly and looked at a mirror they would break it or just get scare and if other people look at the person who's ugly would get scare or just talk smack about the person

Oh look at her she so ugly 👹👺👹👺

by Not pretty December 15, 2019