If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer
Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday
Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)
Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)
by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020
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Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.
Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.
Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?
Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July
Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.
Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?
Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July
by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020
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Ali: When’s your birthday??
Justin: September 28th
Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July
Justin: September 28th
Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July
by elzainwonderland January 26, 2020
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And also known as the day you get to harass your friends on their first day of school. ;D
And also known as the day you get to harass your friends on their first day of school. ;D
"September 3rd is when school usually starts."
"Cant wait to piss my friends off at school on the 3rd of September!"
"Cant wait to piss my friends off at school on the 3rd of September!"
by H3MR0ID January 31, 2020
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Micheal: Bro i told a gurl i like her
Me: Bruh it is no simp september you little pickle, you cant do that
Me: Bruh it is no simp september you little pickle, you cant do that
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by anonymous November 14, 2020
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Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
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