Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.
The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.
Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.
Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
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