Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

Gæ Coffee

Literally exactly what it sounds like. Coffee for gæ people.

P1: what're you drinking?
P2: just some gæ coffee.

by qu_inn April 10, 2021

coffee

legal drug.

my dad wont stop drinking coffee!

by janagonewild April 22, 2021

drop the coffee

To tell someone drama or rumours you have heard.

Person 1: Come on, drop the coffee!
Person 2: Okay, so *tells some drama*

by harrray May 1, 2021

coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth

My mom has coffee teeth.

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021