Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

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coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.

"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."

by JackNoxious March 14, 2022

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Coffee

The one thing in this world that keeps me sane.

Person 1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Person 2: *pours a ton of coffee in Person 1's mouth*
Person 1: OH hi there! How was your day?? I hope it was amazing!

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin March 17, 2022

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Pepper in the coffee

You know i had an uncle who died from pepper in his coffee?

Lets take some mushrooms an put some pepper in the coffee

by Insect milk March 22, 2022

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Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

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