by Garry_ May 7, 2025
Get the Baja blast me mug.When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.
Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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Get the Cheddar Blast mug.1. The act of masturbating while simultaneously being choked and undergoing a colonic irrigation. A high-stakes combination of pleasure, breathlessness, and intense bodily release. Not for the faint of heart, the hydrated, or the vanilla.
• “He said he wanted something wild, so we went full gasp and blast. Never looking at that enema kit the same way again.”
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by Huggiedabear13 June 11, 2025
Get the Gasp and Blast mug.After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
by IbeDustin December 24, 2022
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