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Tony

A boring person with no humor, that can't take a joke.
Mia: *joking* are you pregnant? 😂😂
James:bro you're weird.
Jay:bro you're a tony
by Kensblade444 May 30, 2021
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Toni

A Toni is a girl who you can count on to go to talk to. Even if she doesn’t necessarily agree with you she will hear you out. Toni’s are mostly quiet and introverted people. They are probably inside and don’t attend much parties
Toni’s do have an artsy side too! Toni’s love to draw or write lyrics to a song. They also have an amazing singing voice!

A positive of a Toni is that they are very creative and social with close friends. They like doing small projects and participating in making events
A negative of a Toni is that they are not very positive. This comes along with them being truthful and in what they say and they almost never lie.
Toni is so creative! I wish I could write like Toni!
Thanks for letting me vent, Toni, that helped so much.
Toni is just in a bad mood right now.
by DemX23Tru April 19, 2021
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Tony Look

When someone called Tony cannot find something that is clearly easy to find, even by someone who is blind.
Gee whizz Tony, it's bloody right there in front of you. Stop taking a Tony Look you lazy bugger.
by Lukosius33 May 3, 2021
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Tony

He is a tony.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 17, 2024
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Toni V., B.

toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.

the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.

also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.

as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.

so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.

i will love you until the day i die <3
omg this person is so cool! must be a toni v., b.
by the stranger you will recogniz November 23, 2024
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too toni

Going to the extreme ends in regards to the normal banal brackets of common lifestyle changes.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Sonny moved to a rundown place in downtown Harare without AC, refrigeration, or any household essentials.
Person 2: He went too toni, man....
Person 1: Yeah, you never go too Toni.
by DitzEgo November 30, 2024
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