murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot May 29, 2018

plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy

Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."

by Duece79 June 6, 2018

Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet

I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly

by Suklaa May 15, 2017

texas toilet

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)

I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.

by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017