Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

a quick second

a quick second now means forever and ever

hey madi wanna be my girlfriend for a quick second.

by I went to college October 1, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.

Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.

My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him

by chundercat52 September 10, 2012

Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011