flying sex snakes

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball

I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes

by Gmy bars December 27, 2013

doo doo snake

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?

by Vincenz December 14, 2008

white snake fever

Serious caffiene poisoning, causing: chills, seriously low temperature, sweating, vomiting, paleness, and mild delusions.

One too many monster drinks and I was plunged helplessly into a furious bout of white snake fever.

by American Brown July 2, 2007

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

United Snakes of America

An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.

We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023