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Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
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morning bone and stone

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up
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Stone girl

Women born without vaginas. The symptom is known as vaginal agenesis.

Source of the word is most likely Chinese, from 石女, which literally means “stone girl”.
John: I just found out last night that Alice is a stone girl, how am I supposed to hit home run?
Tom: Oh bro, that sucks.
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Stone

He is a very loving ,intelligent old soul , though with many conspiracy theories don’t think he won’t find out if your switching up on him , though he seems kindhearted and innocent , he’s actually quite devilish when it comes to finding a thrill , he is also very crafty & creative really knows how to Improvise when it’s strictly needed , a very multi talented person with a big heart but a stronger mind

If you ever become a friend of Stone you are one of the luckiest people ever , once you be friend a stone he will be the most loyal friend you have , he will fight with you but never for you , he hates one sided friendships & wasting his time on people who wouldn’t do the same for him , though being his friend he will stand by your side , make you laugh , be there for you & be real with you even if it may hurt , never forget that if a stone ever hurts your feelings it’s always out of love & maybe you fucked him off , but besides that you can never really replace such a person you should really thank his for letting you meet someone so amazing

Stone’s are usually quite handsome very model like physic , oh his eyes will take your breathe away just gazing into them make you daydream about him , his smile could light up a room , his heart would blow your mind & his loyalty will stay by your side Stone if your reading this I love you your a good man
Stone come here !
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Stone

The most open hearted sexy human being to ever roam the planet, if you see Stone in the hallways you would likely say “hey sexy!” when you say hi to Stone, he will dap you Up and say “yo” therefore Stone is the best person ever.
you: “hey sexy!”

Stone: “yo”
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Putting Stones

Rockhounds definition of a golf ball. Also a typo for a pudding stone.
I keep finding putting stones, but no agates, petoskeys, or pudding stones
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stone

a person who gets sexual from telling people that they play rep soccer and is turned on from soccer balls
person1: want to go to the park
person2: we could play soccer did you know i play rep soccer im a goal keeper our teams the best
person1: i hate you stone
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