Nons

Probably one the best people you’ll ever meet obviously

Zach: Hey! There’s nons!

by Your fav comrad June 17, 2022

Non-fiction

Fiction

America: " Iraq has weapons of mass destruction"
Iraq: "Non-fiction"

by Osama bin Raden March 5, 2022

Non-Breather

A term used by bad people to make fun of people with asthma. They often go on unhinged rants about how they pollute the airspace, or joke about how they think asthmatic people use their inhalers to take inhalant drugs.

(Person, Coughing)
Asshole: "Uh oh, sounds like we got a Non-Breather in here."

by Rainy_daze March 6, 2022

Non-brainrotted Gen Alpha

A Generation Alpha individual (born between 2013 and 2025) who has not been negatively influenced (brainrotted) by a phone or iPad by age two.

Gen Alpha 1: brrr skibidi toilettttttt sybau sybau i am eating your gyatt now and here comes the lankybox package into my nose i use wilted rose emoji because i miss jokes
Gen Alpha 2 (Non-brainrotted Gen Alpha): Could you shut up, please? And get that dumb box out of your nose
Gen Alpha 1: I meet 67 year old on pedoblox, mehehehe skibidi dop dop dop yes yes fanum tax

by KRISYANCHEV January 15, 2026

non-chud

someone who does not qualify as a chud (Chud is a generalized term of disparagement used somewhat synonymously with fool, troll, and jerk, to suggest that someone (usually a man) is rude/boorish/regressive/unintelligent/etc. In online political discourse, chud is often used specifically as a left-wing insult for someone (again, usually a man) on the far right.) non-chud and not a chud is the same thing (said me the intellectual)

wow that guy is a fraud! hes a non-chud!

by hermitisunder February 1, 2026

Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.

I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.

by layo the layo February 5, 2026

Arbitrary Non-Correlation Fallacy

A common online debating tactic where someone dismisses a valid connection between two things by arbitrarily declaring them unrelated, often without evidence or reasoning. For example, when you point out that billionaires exist alongside homelessness, and someone responds that "those things have nothing to do with each other"—as if wealth accumulation and poverty exist in separate universes. The arbitrary non-correlation fallacy is the rhetorical equivalent of covering your ears and saying "la la la not connected." It's especially popular in discussions about systemic issues, where acknowledging connections would require acknowledging problems, which is inconvenient when you're trying to defend the status quo.

Example: "She posted a graph showing that as CEO pay skyrocketed, worker wages stagnated. The first comment was pure arbitrary non-correlation fallacy: 'Those two things aren't related. CEO pay is about talent and markets. Worker wages are about productivity. Different things.' She posted five studies showing the connection. He posted 'correlation isn't causation.' She posted the causation studies. He posted 'still not convinced.' The fallacy had done its job: preventing learning, preserving ignorance."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026